CAR MODIFICATIONS

VW has announced that it will begin fuel savings modifications on all VW Golfs using wild boar dummies. Any one interested in this fuel savings upgrade can get it at no cost. Once the car is hits a wild board crossing the street the need for gas will go down to zero, since the car will be totaled, think of the savings. VW is also thinking about sharing this fuel savings technology with other car manufactures.

Here are 7 ways to save big with half a car in 2010

1) Half car saves on drive through costs by cooking in your car


2) Half car saves a ton on see's candies and flowers after the divorce papers go through


3) Half car saves on moving costs with plenty of trunk space


4) Half car saves on the price of a full size car


5) Half car saves on gas with smaller a engine


6) Half car saves on speeding tickets


7) Half car gets more horse power with reduced emissions